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minty-flutters:

Introducing…THE SPACE BIRD NERD

miles-upsure:

When you and your homies all get online around the same time.

tittsyas:

yougothexed:

blink-oneeightyjew:

OH MYGOD WHY


I’ve risen from the grave to wreck your mind


I hate you all

tittsyas:

yougothexed:

blink-oneeightyjew:

OH MYGOD WHY


I’ve risen from the grave to wreck your mind

I hate you all

(Source: iraffiruse)

heroofdeath:

Im a giant ball of ridiculous 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

shinykari:

Basically the movie.

shinykari:

Basically the movie.

(Source: ericsyn)

(Source: yikity-yak)

foxhero:

*browses own blog* amazing

(Source: foxhero-moved)

chibird:

Subtle face change at the end.
Sorry about another black and white post, but I’ve been having so much fun drawing with this brush! ^^;; Midterms next week, hopefully I’ll make it through to draw another day!

chibird:

Subtle face change at the end.

Sorry about another black and white post, but I’ve been having so much fun drawing with this brush! ^^;; Midterms next week, hopefully I’ll make it through to draw another day!

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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jpgay:

when ur eating something soft and hear a crunch

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(Source: boyx)

(Source: nc-17)

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

(Source: snorlaxatives)

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess